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Anon gives dating advice

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    #1 is true by definition. The other two, not so much.

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is a significant amount of attractive girls that are just bitches because they can largely get by doing whatever they want with no on calling then out on their shit.

      Finding nice attractive girls is always pleasant. But next thing you know you go home and you lay in bed and realise you fallen in love. They are fuckers like that so you got to watch out.

      Best sex is with the slightly crazy alternative girls. Or the really kinky girls that aren’t hot enough to get swamped by attention.

      Hot girls can get away with being hot, as mentioned above, sometime they fucking suck in bed because all they know what to do is be hot.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think it’s mostly a coin toss. But there is the hot girl paradox, where they tend to have low self esteem compared to just an attractive girl. My theory has always been that they very rarely have reasonable interactions with normal men.

        But anyway, anyone with low self esteem will suck in bed.

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      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think you’re confusing “attractive” with “hot”. Anon said to date an attractive girl. Hot girls who act like bitches are not attractive

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    • Belastend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If anything, some people think that theyre so attractive, they dont even need to do much during Sex.

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    • blind3rdeye@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was all just a single statement. “Pleasant to look at sex is better. [The sex] will make you happier and more confident.”

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  • someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poor? Just simply become rich.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My man, I don’t even know how to thank you.
      I’m in tears. I don’t know what I’ve been thinking of all this time. Why did I not just think of this.
      My life could have been so much better already.
      Big thanks. You’ve completely changed my life.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t help but notice that seems to be a child, not a woman.

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, it’s 4chan. There are broadly speaking only two categories of people on there: teenage boys and manchildren

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      • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is manchilden a nice way of saying nonces?

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        which category do the FBI agents fall into?

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      • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m there I’m neither, but I can’t comment any more because of the damn captchya not working.

        Still the best place for memes though

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too hard to tell just from that shitty photo.

      This woman is 18

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      • The_Mastermind@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not when the pic is taken tho right ?

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  • DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I’m experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what’s know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.

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    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You don’t gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it’s ok

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We have all had sex with your mother.

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    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The most attractive person I had sex with was a heartbreaking cheater. They cheated on their boyfriend with me when they knew I was head over heels for them. Can confirm attractiveness is overrated.

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  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sex is better

    No it’s not lol, the best sex I’ve had has been with average-ish looking women. Most really beautiful women tend not to put in as much effort, demand more effort/attention, and are often extremely arrogant.

    Fine for a one night stand here and there I guess but on average the sex is objectively worse in my experience. Sample size of a couple dozen though so I guess it’s not scientifically valid (I’m done being a ho though, stable relationships are way better anyways).

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    • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The original post was incorrect but you circled back around to being incorrect in the opposite way. Those two things don’t have a causal relationship.

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      • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Correlation doesn’t mean causation, but the trend is there nonetheless. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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  • astraeus@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They found the one hack that everyone has missed

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I for one actually have good experience with hot ladies in bed. I just tend to stick to once they’ve gotten old enough to get real freaky

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    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah. 14 year olds just don’t have the experience.

      /j cuz 4chan is filled with vile.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gimme my middle aged women dammit!

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it's 3D it only wants your money

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can jump on Scruff and have a sexy dude deliver himself to my door and give me the best blow job of my life within a hour. No need to be generous, they wanna get it with enthusiasm.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Crazy, so what you’re advocating is that being gay is a choice?

      Wild, considering this is two separate posts where “man struggles to find woman” is the subject and you suggest gay dating apps.

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    • someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thats kinda unfair if you’re bi. If I wanted, I could find a guy to let me suck his cock within the hour. I’ve never had sex with a woman and I’m in my 30a.

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  • The_Mastermind@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean anon is dumb and its subjective what is even more laughable is the other anon is taking it as a fact and acting like this anon is stating the obvious . Talk about incels in a pond jeez

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    • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think you’re missing annons sarcasm towards op

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