Poor? Just simply become rich.
Anon gives dating advice
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
My man, I don’t even know how to thank you.
I’m in tears. I don’t know what I’ve been thinking of all this time. Why did I not just think of this.
My life could have been so much better already.
Big thanks. You’ve completely changed my life.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Can’t help but notice that seems to be a child, not a woman.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, it’s 4chan. There are broadly speaking only two categories of people on there: teenage boys and manchildren
then_three_more@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is manchilden a nice way of saying nonces?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
which category do the FBI agents fall into?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I’m there I’m neither, but I can’t comment any more because of the damn captchya not working.
Still the best place for memes though
Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Too hard to tell just from that shitty photo.
The_Mastermind@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Not when the pic is taken tho right ?
DrPop@lemmy.world 11 months ago
One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I’m experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what’s know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
You don’t gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it’s ok
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 months ago
We have all had sex with your mother.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
The most attractive person I had sex with was a heartbreaking cheater. They cheated on their boyfriend with me when they knew I was head over heels for them. Can confirm attractiveness is overrated.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
sex is better
No it’s not lol, the best sex I’ve had has been with average-ish looking women. Most really beautiful women tend not to put in as much effort, demand more effort/attention, and are often extremely arrogant.
Fine for a one night stand here and there I guess but on average the sex is objectively worse in my experience. Sample size of a couple dozen though so I guess it’s not scientifically valid (I’m done being a ho though, stable relationships are way better anyways).
sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The original post was incorrect but you circled back around to being incorrect in the opposite way. Those two things don’t have a causal relationship.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Correlation doesn’t mean causation, but the trend is there nonetheless. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
astraeus@programming.dev 11 months ago
They found the one hack that everyone has missed
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I for one actually have good experience with hot ladies in bed. I just tend to stick to once they’ve gotten old enough to get real freaky
Shou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah. 14 year olds just don’t have the experience.
/j cuz 4chan is filled with vile.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gimme my middle aged women dammit!
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
it's 3D it only wants your money
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can jump on Scruff and have a sexy dude deliver himself to my door and give me the best blow job of my life within a hour. No need to be generous, they wanna get it with enthusiasm.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Crazy, so what you’re advocating is that being gay is a choice?
Wild, considering this is two separate posts where “man struggles to find woman” is the subject and you suggest gay dating apps.
someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Thats kinda unfair if you’re bi. If I wanted, I could find a guy to let me suck his cock within the hour. I’ve never had sex with a woman and I’m in my 30a.
The_Mastermind@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I mean anon is dumb and its subjective what is even more laughable is the other anon is taking it as a fact and acting like this anon is stating the obvious . Talk about incels in a pond jeez
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I think you’re missing annons sarcasm towards op
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
#1 is true by definition. The other two, not so much.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There is a significant amount of attractive girls that are just bitches because they can largely get by doing whatever they want with no on calling then out on their shit.
Finding nice attractive girls is always pleasant. But next thing you know you go home and you lay in bed and realise you fallen in love. They are fuckers like that so you got to watch out.
Best sex is with the slightly crazy alternative girls. Or the really kinky girls that aren’t hot enough to get swamped by attention.
Hot girls can get away with being hot, as mentioned above, sometime they fucking suck in bed because all they know what to do is be hot.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I think it’s mostly a coin toss. But there is the hot girl paradox, where they tend to have low self esteem compared to just an attractive girl. My theory has always been that they very rarely have reasonable interactions with normal men.
But anyway, anyone with low self esteem will suck in bed.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I think you’re confusing “attractive” with “hot”. Anon said to date an attractive girl. Hot girls who act like bitches are not attractive
Belastend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If anything, some people think that theyre so attractive, they dont even need to do much during Sex.
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I thought it was all just a single statement. “Pleasant to look at sex is better. [The sex] will make you happier and more confident.”