Need tips for my beard trimming routine. This is what I currently do! Any pointers?

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wear the red thing all day.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …and a red clown nouse

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• sunstoned@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Save some sex for the rest of us

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Shave some sex for the rest of us

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They knows what they said

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turn that contraption upside down and you could go full Salvador Dali!

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  • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dali’s gotta be one of the most authentically strange motherfuckers to ever walk the planet.

    He never did drugs, but I’m convinced that some malfunction in his brain giving him a constant drip of pure DMT.

    White I jest, he did experiment with hypnogogic states (mental state between being awake and asleep) in order to alter his consciousness. If I recall, he set up a contraption where he would sit upright in a chair, holding a fork and he would put a ceramic plate on the floor under the fork. As soon as he’d start to doze off, he’d drop the fork which would make a loud clang, and wake him up. He’d then immediately begin sketching/painting/writing/etc.

    I’m probably butchering the details, but it was something like that. Dude was just on a different plane of existence.

    Given all that, I’m almost inclined to overlook all that fascism stuff… Almost.

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  • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dali was a fascist. You do you tho

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      His beard didn’t know

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• yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Try moving the razor side to side. Back and forth is so two thousand and late.

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• MrPommeroy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let it grow. Let it grooow! You don’t need to shave aaanymore.

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• jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re seriously asking for advice, don’t trim along the jaw line. It doesn’t end well.

  If tou want to make it look super professional, learn how to fade

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course I’m asking seriously. Just look at where we are!

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    • aubertlone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well in that case…

      scribbles furiously

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• Delta_V@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  step 1: it puts the lotion on its skin

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mask it off with blue painters tape first.

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• Blackout@kbin.run ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smile as you shave for that crazy look

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• xionzui@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t do this

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• testeronious@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  red sus

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• Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real men use an m16

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not entirely a bad idea - I can never seem to get a straight edge symmetrical

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  • FlaminGoku@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can also do this with a comb

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spirit gum?

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