Save some sex for the rest of us
Need tips for my beard trimming routine. This is what I currently do! Any pointers?
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sunstoned@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
*Shave some sex for the rest of us
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They knows what they said
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
prole@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Dali’s gotta be one of the most authentically strange motherfuckers to ever walk the planet.
He never did drugs, but I’m convinced that some malfunction in his brain giving him a constant drip of pure DMT.
White I jest, he did experiment with hypnogogic states (mental state between being awake and asleep) in order to alter his consciousness. If I recall, he set up a contraption where he would sit upright in a chair, holding a fork and he would put a ceramic plate on the floor under the fork. As soon as he’d start to doze off, he’d drop the fork which would make a loud clang, and wake him up. He’d then immediately begin sketching/painting/writing/etc.
I’m probably butchering the details, but it was something like that. Dude was just on a different plane of existence.
Given all that, I’m almost inclined to overlook all that fascism stuff… Almost.
yemmly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Try moving the razor side to side. Back and forth is so two thousand and late.
MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Let it grow. Let it grooow! You don’t need to shave aaanymore.
jeffw@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you’re seriously asking for advice, don’t trim along the jaw line. It doesn’t end well.
If tou want to make it look super professional, learn how to fade
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Of course I’m asking seriously. Just look at where we are!
aubertlone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well in that case…
scribbles furiously
Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 year ago
step 1: it puts the lotion on its skin
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mask it off with blue painters tape first.
Blackout@kbin.run 1 year ago
Smile as you shave for that crazy look
xionzui@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Don’t do this
testeronious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
red sus
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 year ago
Real men use an m16
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s not entirely a bad idea - I can never seem to get a straight edge symmetrical
FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You can also do this with a comb
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Spirit gum?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wear the red thing all day.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…and a red clown nouse