Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin’ the movie… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.

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  • Entropywins@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy...look at this morose mother fucker right here

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s a great movie with some pretty awesome quotable lines.

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’ll never have a friend named Matt because of the Matt song. I’m gonna sing it everytime we meet.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      bung!

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You are the ones who are the ball-lickers

    One of the finest lines to grace the silver screen.

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ben Afflecks best role fight me

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Affleck was the bomb in phantoms, yo!

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

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  • Entropywins@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ben Affleck fucking dudes exgf somewhere very uncomfortable but not the back of a Volkswagen is his best role ever as Mr Shannon Hamilton in Mallrats.

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• Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.

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• mikyopii@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  God I wish. It was a purer time.

  Now it’s mostly about feeding people ads.

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It also let’s Kevin Smith share heinous tweets

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Sounds like he’s having fun. Why, are you jealous?

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    • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.

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  • NightAuthor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lmao, how romantic

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Fuck off with this cancel culture nonsense

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    • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Just wanted to share the tweet itself because I thought it was funny and posted the first result from google.

      Why would people try to cancel him for an oversharing tweet? The actual context is completely innocuous

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  … damn.

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• groats_survivor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Allows people the world over?

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  • thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah this is a normal phrase in British English too. Today you learned!

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yes?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  J-Lo’s husband is doing well for himself these days!

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• Ginger666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  They forgot about the whole bitching about everything thing that exists part…

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