🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞
🐕 National Puppy Day🐕
Disclaimer: Not together. That’s just wrong.
Submitted 8 months ago by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞
🐕 National Puppy Day🐕
Disclaimer: Not together. That’s just wrong.
How weird. Somebody keeps calling my hotel room phone and then hanging up the moment I answer. I can’t figure out how to unplug it but I put the ringer on mute. My balcony light also keeps getting turned on and off. I don’t like this. This is what happens in horror movies before some ghost tips the wardrobe over. It’s kinda cooked because I literally JUST turned my light off to go to sleep. Fuck off ghost I wanna sleep
Now you just need to yell at clouds to complete the trifecta
I have yet to do that, but I did once wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…
Being sick sucks. I am still so snotty, I am literally a human snot block.
It’s disgusting.
I hope everyone has had a lovely day!
so many hugs , just rest if you can
Hike on Mt Macedon was disappointing as the track was closed due to back burning.
It was gloriously wet and cold though, which was nice.
Wife went shopping with daughter and they surprised me with a really nice top. Loving it.
Got a new game, went out for dinner now just chilling and watching a stupid move whilst waiting for the edibles to kick in.
Fat cat sleeping nearby.
Hope everyone has a good evening and night.
I wish I wasn’t an ex addict. The whole edibles thing sounds like such a good time. We didn’t really have them when I was younger.
I’m glad this shit wasn’t a thing when I was younger. Right now its just a selfish buzz and helps me sleep.
Feeling a bit low. Went to the gym which kinda helped. Decided not to go out and save my money for next weekend.
Enjoy your evening everyone ❤️
Woke up with plans to go to flea market. Take the 92 tram, get off at Place Stephanie, walk down behind the Palaise de Justice, then down the little alley , et voila, je ici de Rue Haute et la Puce.
oookaaay . I am not in that house or even country anymore 😵💫😂 Crazy dreams.
Second last day in Adelaide, flying out tomorrow. Shit sleep again. Almost everybody got back pissed last night and I’m in a room that’s right in front of the elevator, so all night I was just hearing Bing Bong followed by 2 minutes of laughing followed by screaming teenagers yelling “cunt” more than even the most methed up far north Queensland bogans
I’m at a yuppy weird cafe for breakfast today. Their menu says they’re a not for profit social enterprise cafe. Everything here is all sustainable, their bacon’s like fake but still real? It’s not vegan or vego, so it’s not facon, but it sure as hell is not actual bacon
Decided to skip the opening plenary but I’ll get their just in time to talk at people
Morning all.
I saw Miriam Margolyes last night. Brilliant.
I’m longing for water day already💦
Gym achieved. Time to market. I will be taking requests
To market to market to buy a fat pig. A nice fat pig please, and a selection of weird and exotic fruits and vegetables. Some of the nice King Island butter too. Smoked eels if they have any. If there’s a secondhand book on watchmaking, then please get that. Here’s some money 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲. Keep the change, or give it to a homeless person or busker.
portuguese tart pls thx mum
I’m in need of some mustard seeds. Any colour. The cats have eaten all the cress.
KFC doesn’t taste as good as I remember…
It never did
They changed to a ‘healthier’ oil. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m not looking for healthy when I’m at KFC.
Exactly! The whole point is it’s a greasy treat that’s supposed to taste awesome.
Red rooster is so much better
This is the truth.
I just eat the wicked wings.
I’ve finished talking at people. It didn’t go that well. I was meant to go second, but at the very last minute (23 seconds, to be exact), they told me the first woman was running late and that I had to go first. I managed to confuse the inclusion manager from a community service org and the engagement officer from Qlds version of dffh. Lots of ums and uhhs
I have been giving talks at stuff for years and I feel like this after every one. You will have the lowest opinion of it than anyone else - I promise.
You lived. Next time will be easier
TIL Leunig looks like Germaine Greer
he’s not young anymore , a few years older than me
As you say Ms Greer…
Ticked a couple more preserves off the To Do list. 6 jars of sweet mustard pickles, and 16 jars of bruchetta topping (basically a marinaded tomato and herb mix).
Are you preparing for something.? Can I be on your team when the zombies arise?
I am preparing for lots of future eating. When the zombies arise anyone who a) protects me from zombies, or b) provides cheese, may share my pickles.
A sausage roll and a Vietnamese iced coffee to start the busy day…on the couch.
I left it too late to put the roast on🙁ah well tomoz.
Unless it’s a whole goat or something seems like plenty of day left??
It takes around 7 hours all up and I don’t really like eating dinner too late for some reason.
20 odd years ago I remember listening to a country show on RRR on Saturday mornings. This has been a decent substitute - somafm.com/bootliquor/
a dog and sandwich bread
that’s a sausage 🌭
I know you serve some weird shit but sausages do not come from puppies.
Good ones don’t. The dodgy ones, however…
If it’s Melba Toast day, why is the emoji in the heading a head of broccoli? Not criticizing, just curious.
I just find an emoji that stands out on the home page.
Wth is a Melba toast?
Thick slice of fresh bread, toasted on both sides. Then split in half across the whole slice with a sharp or serrated knife and the insides that were soft are then toasted. Basically half slice thickness toasted VERY crispy but not too brown. Delicious with melted butter or dip. My personal favorite after bible leaf toast.
Oh sounds interesting. Dare I ask what Bible toast is?
Cat was sick twice today - instead of getting up right away I passed out again (after calling the vet) and only dreamed I cleaned it. Now those spots are soaked with enzyme cleaner and will be getting a second scrub after that. At least I don’t have to wash her ears out twice a day before drops! (Though it mentions it very confusingly on the bottle.) It’s once or twice a week. I haven’t got a text back about help getting her to the usual vet and they say the vomiting could just be stress, so I’ll watch her and recuperate myself. Then if need be I’ll do the taxi rigmarole (cheaper than pet Uber) and hope I manage lifting her in and out.
I really wish things would get easier or something good would happen
@bacon@aussie.zone, it’s raining!
Hail the Rain Gods!
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Melba toast and puppy tartare please
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TV review. So I watched Reporting for Duty on Netflix so you don’t have to.
It has some genuinely funny moments, it has some slapstick, fart jokes and it’s nice fun, not dark. Like Groucho Marx he is constantly giving us his inner monologue. A less cynical blackadder. 100 times better than anything by chris lily.
if you like dark humour mr inbetween is more your style.
3 hobbits
Strays.
After watching The Secret Life of Pets 20 times with Bill Cat I was able to get every single allusion in this fun dirty parody. Stars Will Ferrell as the alpha dog. Depending on your parenting or aunting/uncling style this may or not be the greatest movie the kids have ever seen.
4 hairy foot hobbits
I watched about half of strays then got bored and went and watched something else
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I’m so glad I adopted a fluffy little friend. She makes things ok when shit gets hectic.
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CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Oh Gibson you’re so beautiful.