James

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a valid reaction

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    • RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stronger then YOUR FACE

    …no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I second this

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have an easy way to test that

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  • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

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    • borf@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s turtles all the way down

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turtle strength: 10/10

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      c/bananaforscale

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Behold, a dog

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• MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Praise the dog

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like 85 Curics

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hot shit

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

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• Insig@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

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• doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not cool James

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  James

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    James

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    • refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The singular version of James is Jame.

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• HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Classic sulcata assholery.

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

    Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

    But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tbf most people are idiots too

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• Digital_man@lemmy.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Fuck Yo Toilet!”

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