“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Simple solution, flip it upside down.

    ___ 
    |C|
    |A|
    |R|
    |E|
  |JESUS|
    |_|
  

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Frozzie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love how this isn’t fixing anything at all

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  JESUS SCARES

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Total 60s horror movie vibes!

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    THE HOES

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Movie trailer voice:

  He gets us

  In theaters this Halloween, Jesus Scares

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    [Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]

    He gotcha

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wtf is up with the whole’ god fearing christian’ thing anyway? No way I’m going in to any belief where I’m supposed to fear the omnipresent being

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  • ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Remember when you were a kid and you feared your parents wrath if you did something wrong, but then you grew up and didn’t need to have a parent scolding you? Well these people still need parenting by a big scary adult.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, they really took the children of god literally

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  • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?

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• RandomStickman@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They mean it when they talk about the "fear of god"

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  • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    and yet

    fear of god

    is technically and delightfully ambiguously either:

    • fear that others have of god
    • fear that god has of others

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    • RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lars: “Boo!!” God: "Ohmyme! 😱 😭 "

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Boo!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  JE US SCARES

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Je sus. Scares

    (Hon hon hon)

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    • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who is Je, and why is he sus?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Guy who wants you to love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek, but still thinks old testament genocide, torture, maiming and murder of women and children is still ok, would scare me too.

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  • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s not exactly right, the new testament is literally the abolishing of the old testament

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And yet it’s still part of the Christian Bible.

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Agreed, that’s how it should be, but so many jackasses cling on to it to fuel their hate and prejudice over the history that can we really call it abolished?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jésùs Carès

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