I tried so hard.

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• NounsAndWords@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Well she evolved to hunt and gather, so maybe don’t blame her for gathering.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lest she switch to hunting

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  In the end, it doesn’t even matter

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  • Fudoshin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I had to fall to lose it all

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• GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I could kill a cactus native to my location. Because I have. 😔

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• JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I got so far

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    But in the end

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    • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It doesn’t even bloom

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• oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s often too much watering.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s because I play them the wrong music.

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    • Hamartia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Wait a second. This is Sounds of the Boreal Forest! No wonder my bamboo is withering away.

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  • dantheclamman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And poor drainage, the wrong light, lack of nutrients, and build up of minerals or being pot-bound.

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    My watering is just fine

    It just turns out plants like more than 6" of dirt. Maybe I should’ve realized this already, but on the other hand, I learned this empirically with no support and second hand advice

    I’m able to cook, I don’t have a cursed non-green appendage, but gardening indoors is a skill I’m still working out

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• doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • oatscoop@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Or buy a Pothos (Epipremnum aureum), AKA “Devil’s Ivy”. You have to actively try hard to kill it.

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    • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The only thing keeping me from getting one is its toxicity to cats 😥

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• Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is definitely not something specific to women at all. Men also love to neglect plants.

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think it’s more of a satire of a news headline starting with Man/Woman than specifically targeting women.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Or they started with the photo and then made the title.

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• threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Do we have a c/houseplantmemes or a c/houseplantscirclejerk community on Lemmy yet?

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  • Cataphract@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m just patiently waiting for the c/houseplantsgonewild section.

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    • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The what?

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• DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Terrariums with small grow lights are a cheat code for these plants. If you keep it mega humid in there and let the water drain away from the roots so they don’t rot, they go absolutely ham.

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• THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Brings back PTSD from last year

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