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I tried so hard.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well she evolved to hunt and gather, so maybe don’t blame her for gathering.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lest she switch to hunting

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In the end, it doesn’t even matter

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    • Fudoshin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had to fall to lose it all

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  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I could kill a cactus native to my location. Because I have. 😔

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I got so far

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    • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But in the end

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      • mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It doesn’t even bloom

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s often too much watering.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure it’s because I play them the wrong music.

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      • Hamartia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wait a second. This is Sounds of the Boreal Forest! No wonder my bamboo is withering away.

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    • dantheclamman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And poor drainage, the wrong light, lack of nutrients, and build up of minerals or being pot-bound.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My watering is just fine

      It just turns out plants like more than 6" of dirt. Maybe I should’ve realized this already, but on the other hand, I learned this empirically with no support and second hand advice

      I’m able to cook, I don’t have a cursed non-green appendage, but gardening indoors is a skill I’m still working out

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  • doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • oatscoop@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or buy a Pothos (Epipremnum aureum), AKA “Devil’s Ivy”. You have to actively try hard to kill it.

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      • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The only thing keeping me from getting one is its toxicity to cats 😥

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  • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is definitely not something specific to women at all. Men also love to neglect plants.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think it’s more of a satire of a news headline starting with Man/Woman than specifically targeting women.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or they started with the photo and then made the title.

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do we have a c/houseplantmemes or a c/houseplantscirclejerk community on Lemmy yet?

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    • Cataphract@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m just patiently waiting for the c/houseplantsgonewild section.

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      • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The what?

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  • DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Terrariums with small grow lights are a cheat code for these plants. If you keep it mega humid in there and let the water drain away from the roots so they don’t rot, they go absolutely ham.

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  • THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Brings back PTSD from last year

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