In the end, it doesn’t even matter
I tried so hard.
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I could kill a cactus native to my location. Because I have. 😔
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I got so far
jaschen@lemm.ee 8 months ago
But in the end
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 8 months ago
It doesn’t even bloom
oce@jlai.lu 8 months ago
It’s often too much watering.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure it’s because I play them the wrong music.
Hamartia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait a second. This is Sounds of the Boreal Forest! No wonder my bamboo is withering away.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And poor drainage, the wrong light, lack of nutrients, and build up of minerals or being pot-bound.
theneverfox@pawb.social 8 months ago
My watering is just fine
It just turns out plants like more than 6" of dirt. Maybe I should’ve realized this already, but on the other hand, I learned this empirically with no support and second hand advice
I’m able to cook, I don’t have a cursed non-green appendage, but gardening indoors is a skill I’m still working out
doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
[deleted]oatscoop@midwest.social 8 months ago
Or buy a Pothos (Epipremnum aureum), AKA “Devil’s Ivy”. You have to actively try hard to kill it.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The only thing keeping me from getting one is its toxicity to cats 😥
Kushan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is definitely not something specific to women at all. Men also love to neglect plants.
oce@jlai.lu 8 months ago
I think it’s more of a satire of a news headline starting with Man/Woman than specifically targeting women.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 months ago
Or they started with the photo and then made the title.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Do we have a c/houseplantmemes or a c/houseplantscirclejerk community on Lemmy yet?
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I’m just patiently waiting for the c/houseplantsgonewild section.
DogWater@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Terrariums with small grow lights are a cheat code for these plants. If you keep it mega humid in there and let the water drain away from the roots so they don’t rot, they go absolutely ham.
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Brings back PTSD from last year
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well she evolved to hunt and gather, so maybe don’t blame her for gathering.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Lest she switch to hunting