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Stupid German Dinosaurs

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pterodactyls aren’t dinosaurs?

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    • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They are basically the sistergroup. When the term dinosaur was coined, the most distantly related dinosaurs were taken as reference and everything and everything “between” them was defined as a dinosaur. Pterodactyls weren’t known back than, that’s basically the reason they are excluded

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    • tjebutski@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, they are Pterosaurs

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      • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Please do not listen to this Podcast!!! You will loose all your friends and family by dumping a metric fuckton of completely out-of-context dino-facts all over your social life.

        Trust me, its not gonna be pretty. I listened to a few episodes and little plastic dinosaurs started appearing in our living room. Also my three-year-old started speaking in tongues (says my granny because apparently she doesn’t now what a Micropachycephalosaurus is)

        BE CAREFUL!

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  • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bad German! You can’t lebensraum here. Back to Bonn.

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stupid German Dinosaurs

    I thought it was made quite clear neither were dinosaurs.

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    • YaksDC@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe the people speaking in the post a daft, elderly people from the rhineland.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For all I know, that’s just two metal bands saying hi.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Flüssiges Deutsch: Meinen die Bier?

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  • 100@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thats funny because an article about a discovered dino voice box fossil was published just last year

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9932143/

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  • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alles klar, Dimetrodon?

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    • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The more you live the faster you go extinct

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not to mention that they wouldn’t have addressed them by the names we gave them after they went extinct.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Back then they pronounced the P

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      • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It still is in German! But we use K instead of C in this case, so true, if they spoke German it would be a Pterodaktylus

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you want to know what dinosaurs sound like, listen to a nearest bird. Birds are dinosaurs

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  • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Was geht, Brontobro

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  • mac@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t this just the premise of the secret Hitler board game?

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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought those were Rammstein lyrics.

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