Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Comment on Crabs
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 months agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
Maalus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Babe wait, I can change!”
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
four@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
This gives us time to become crabs before they come