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Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.

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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

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- four@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  This gives us time to become crabs before they come
  
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Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

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Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

‘no crabs??’

‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

“We’ve got some crabs…”

‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’

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DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

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Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
“Babe wait, I can change!”

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