Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
Comment on Crabs
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoImagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Babe wait, I can change!”
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
four@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This gives us time to become crabs before they come