Comment on Crabs

PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

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    • four@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This gives us time to become crabs before they come

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    "goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

    ‘no crabs??’

    ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

    “We’ve got some crabs…”

    ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Babe wait, I can change!”

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• jrs100000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.

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