Beautiful!
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
God also gave men prostates capable of stimulating them to climax and what could be more beautiful than a man getting railed up the ass?
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
hard to argue with
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Nice
Localhorst86@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
I’m hard, argue with me
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
After you put your pants back on.
Localhorst86@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
maybe next week.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
What about the nipples? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
Moops@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?