Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
Comment on Platypuses
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
Minarble@aussie.zone 2 months ago
It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Er…no… Not me…
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It can make it’s own breakfast
itsnotits@lemmy.world 2 months ago
make its* own breakfast
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
prex@aussie.zone 2 months ago
And echidnas.
I’m not sure if I’m and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the new coke v pepsi
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just be sure you don’t mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just like normal humans, then?