Comment on Anon is true romantic

• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

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  • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damnit now I wanna smash

    Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

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• VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about

  • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • …to play some Goldeneye?
  • …to paint my Skaven army?

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who knows? Maybe she’s down…

    • …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
    • …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
    • …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

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    • png@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      • To commit war crimes in Bosnia.

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        … to remove kebab

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    • Birbatron@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be

      It’s the republic not the empire

      Sorry I’ll leave noe

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  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

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    • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

      Trust me, I did.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s a grudgin

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    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”

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• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  "Are you down…:

  • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…

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  • joshoff@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a shame — I kinda love it

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• Fermion@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

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• LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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