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ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Yes here is an article about it. Article

The relevant part. “The binary nature of the Bimek SLV might make it seem that you can switch off your potency at will, but the body will need time to flush existing sperm out of the system, as it were. The ever-helpful FAQ says that it may take up to three months, or “until about your 30th ejaculation.” Whichever comes first is a question only you can answer.”

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Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.

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- billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
  
  Source: got snipped.
  
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  - clif@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
    
    Doctor’s orders! 🫡
    
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    TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Lol I was given the same advice.
    
    “Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
    
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- CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
  
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  - GoodEye8@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Beat your meat in the missus?
    
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    bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Gotta wait for the clear bill of health
    
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  - robotica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
    
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- tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
  
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- surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
  
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  - fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
    
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    CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.
    
    That’s just good science.
    
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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
To clarify why, it’s because sperm travels through those tubes for at least 5 days before reaching maturity and then once in position can be ejaculated by a pressure differential caused by the prostate (that bulb thing between the balls and urethra). So an effective switch with an instant effect would need to be placed before but directly adjacent to the prostate which could have potential complications when the prostate attempts to dry fire with the feed shuttered.

The solution is clearly to add a synthetic pressure bladder. (Don’t, I’m joking).

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