Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
After you get snipped, it’s potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.
This was my first thought. I could see this being a medical procedure in place of a vasectomy. Get switch (or something less likely to get bumped) installed and set to off. Then when you want to have kids, another procedure to turn the switch on.
People keep looking for a quick fix for male sperm control, I didn’t think it is possible. At least not as a off and on solution that keeps coming up.
Maybe this plus a urethral spermicide enema?
I was in a band called Urethral Spermicide Enema. We were the least successful string quartet in the Florida panhandle.
Should’ve gone to Gainesville
Did you have to get a USE to join the band?
I think you’ll need to go deeper than just the urethra.
Yeah, but you still gotta go through it
ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes here is an article about it. Article
The relevant part. “The binary nature of the Bimek SLV might make it seem that you can switch off your potency at will, but the body will need time to flush existing sperm out of the system, as it were. The ever-helpful FAQ says that it may take up to three months, or “until about your 30th ejaculation.” Whichever comes first is a question only you can answer.”
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 months ago
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
billiam0202@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
clif@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Beat your meat in the missus?
robotica@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
fossphi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
To clarify why, it’s because sperm travels through those tubes for at least 5 days before reaching maturity and then once in position can be ejaculated by a pressure differential caused by the prostate (that bulb thing between the balls and urethra). So an effective switch with an instant effect would need to be placed before but directly adjacent to the prostate which could have potential complications when the prostate attempts to dry fire with the feed shuttered.
The solution is clearly to add a synthetic pressure bladder. (Don’t, I’m joking).