Comment on Explain that, science nerds!

Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  teeming

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that what you kids call ‘it’ these days?

    (I know, I should really get out more)

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    • yrmp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      teeming deez nuts haha gottem

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey, the planet is just fine, that was the point right?

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard Venus never even had an infection of a biological nature.

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn’t have rainbows.

    Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no one in venus ever had Cancer

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  • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.”

    -Donald Trump Venus

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hear that’s where women are from

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wrong Venus I’m afraid.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it is like your opinion ok

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• Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s always good to have life on your team.

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• uebquauntbez@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All women AND men came from Venus. Long ago. They had to leave their home planet cause of the climate crisis there. They modified the next planet in row to fit their purposes and continued to make profits there. And as a joke the leader of the immigrants named the next planet ‘Earth’, cause it was covered with water 70+ % and blamed women only to come from Venus and having destroyed the planet by buying too few shoes and clothing, cosmetic products and wanting equal rights. To show men were totally innocent, he took the planet on the other side of new home and named it after his favorite chocolate bar to show how innocent, really innocent the men were. Back then. Ah, yes, forgot. The immigrants were only 1% of the population of Venus. But they brought all their important shiny stuff with them. All the gold, all the gems, though forgot to bring blueprints of their technologies, technics and knowledge. So they had to invent every little piece of shit again and again …

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