You gross ass mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.
Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
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JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
You gross ass mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.
Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
I didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
Dad, you fucking suck.
So does your mom, son. So does your mom.
jaschen@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Don’t pick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.
Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 5 months ago
That’s how you build natural immunity.
You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face.
You’d think germ theory hasn’t been discovered since fucking 1762.
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes, which is why you don’t need to go out of your way to get exposed to more.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 5 months ago
You’re worried about a water balloon while standing under a waterfall.
ameancow@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not everything you’re infected with gives you benefits, there are a vast many transmissible infectious agents that can literally kill you. While the chances of licking your finger in a grocery store and getting something that bad are pretty slim, it does happen, and your “natural immunity” is working all the time anyway, you don’t need to DO anything to help it along, stop thinking you know better. If you’re annoyed with how other people handle their hygiene, how about be an adult and keep quiet.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Don’t put your grubby fingers on vegetables you’re not purchasing either.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why would I do that anyway
Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
But what if there’s taki dust on them?
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Nah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’d opt for ass sweat