but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
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paddirn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And you’re right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Show these fine people your pizzas
chetradley@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 months ago
NGL. Banana curry pizza is pretty satisfying. Had it wile doing a harryhandel in östersund.
BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Delicious
bulwark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mmm, nothing like pulling a fresh tube eggs out of the hamper when your cat’s been warming it up.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. I’m guessing, it being eggs, this might explain the rotten smell.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Dammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)
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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You’re supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that’s how it was taught to me.
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