Or you could find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while just praying you won’t have to go to the ER.
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gnutrino@programming.dev 2 months agoFriendly reminder to make sure whatever you’ree sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.
Betch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻♂️”
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.
MJKee9@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!
FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Getting August started early this year I see
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, the edited version.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For when it’s on broadcast TV.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.