Comment on Well?? Does it??

• the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

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• Betch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or you could find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while just praying you won’t have to go to the ER.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️”

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    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.

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• MJKee9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!

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  • FiniteLooper@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Getting August started early this year I see

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• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah, the edited version.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For when it’s on broadcast TV.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.

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