have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
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zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
expatriado@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 hours ago
I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
restingOface@quokk.au 5 hours ago
WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
:3
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.