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damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.

Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.

But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.

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ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
If it’s acid/salt that helps with a zit I’d rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar

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- sum_yung_gai@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face… There is no other way.
  
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  - faythofdragons@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    But what if I’ve got a buddy who’s interested in helping?
    
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    dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Do I have to do all the thinking around here?? Piss in their hand and then let them rub that on your face
    
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  - Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Your comment made me proper laugh this morning, thanks.
    
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- Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Doesn’t work. I’ve been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
  
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expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Honestly, if you get athelete’s foot, piss on your feet in the shower.

More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.

Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.

And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.

But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete’s foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.

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