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Sticker@lemy.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Live in a country with normal fuckin toilets. What the fuck is that lake?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Average European mind can’t comprehend these toilets.

    This includes me. Wtf.

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    • Gestrid@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neither can the average American mind, to be honest. I’ve never seen a toilet full enough to do that.

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  • BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Year, this toilet weird af…

    Problem has still not me a couple of times, but usually cause the toilet is quite small or it’s the walls of the bowl, but if there’s that much water in there I feel like it’s overkill

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  • Sticker@lemy.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude, the cheapest toilets are purchased for city institutions that provide free services.
    These toilets look like they were made for gnomes.

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    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      why the big lake thing though?!

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For the pee pee bath of course

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• Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I deal with it by not rocking a hog like that. When it’s hard it points up, and it’s soft it retracts safely away from toilet water.

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• andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True if the toilet doesn’t know who’s boss, it splashes at you.

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• doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most people just don’t have a 12" dong.

  The others take Poseidon’s kiss as a compliment.

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If your doing is really long enough to have this problem I’d say in the grand scheme of things it’s just not a problem.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The serious answer is that you have to tuck it in the inside of your leg, the inside of the hip joint, being aware of which direction it’s pointing and being careful not to double it up and block flow.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kitchen shears

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