They just kill your dog
Comment on People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“Give me the sad ending this time.”
Aeao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
And then you have to go on a increasingly bad four movie revenge arc where you kill thousands of people across the globe and then finally die alone
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The real happy ending is muscle tension relief
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
The real happy ending is the self care we found along the way
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The real happy ending is being murdered on this spot and having your organ sold on the black market to make other people happy.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
If I could massage myself, I would never leave the house.