you should print the last sentence on the door of every gym. And for slightly different reasons, in all male bathrooms/changing rooms 😄
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EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days agoNever compare your everyday with someone else’s claimed high points.
Im_old@lemmy.world 4 days ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 days ago
In the men’s room it should read: “Comparison will get you stabbed. Keep your eyes off my junk” -Confucius
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
So if a guy looks too much it’s time for penetration?
content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 4 days ago
Based and dick pilled
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
The photo and this as a subtitle would be golden
plyth@feddit.org 3 days ago
You just haven’t compared thoroughly enough.
RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 3 days ago
Even IF you compare, this is probably not someone to envy.
Everybody I know personally who had vibes like that was a mess. Always surrounded by drama, almost up to reality TV levels.
It’s fun to enjoy the horny from afar, without any commitment to the rest of the life. But for your own life it’s important to realize that even if you have A LOT of sex, >80% of your daily life will be NOT having sex - and that all kinds of people have sex and can be really kinky even… they just don’t sit down and write about it.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
My high points are when my cat does something particularly cute, when I remember a bash command without needing to look it up, or when some jerk in a book I’m reading finally gets their comeuppance.
I have very little joy for comparison to steal. It’s just kind of disorienting to realize that someone can live like that. Like, wanting something that involves human connection (whether sexual or otherwise), and actually getting it. And not being judged for having those needs, let alone announcing them.
Something about it doesn’t compute. It just kinda breaks my brain a little. Can’t wrap my mind about what that would be like.
mirshafie@europe.pub 3 days ago
My high point was reading this comment. And I used to be the male version of Violet 20 years ago.
Magnum@infosec.pub 3 days ago
Stop simping
mirshafie@europe.pub 3 days ago
It’s just a simple compliment to an internet stranger. Their comment made me feel happy for a moment. Take a deep breath and move on if you didn’t like mineö
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I mean I find their posts interesting for that same reason, but I don’t feel the need to get railed by old japanese men so I don’t think much joy is being stolen from me
tomi000@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Korean dads
SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Never say never!