Comment on Skill Issue 😓

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In my restaurant there’s a four drink minimum before you can start cooking or serving customers.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got the least serious bollocking of my life from the manager of the bar I worked in when the exec team of the bar I worked in bought me 12 jagerbombs in a single shift

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How much coke was involved?

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        for us plebs sadly none

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And no maximum?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most people find their own maximum.

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      • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Se find it and just leave it faaaar behind them

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Remember this scene in Ratatouille where Colette talks about the sordid pasts of the kitchen staff? Now consider that that was bowdlerized for a kids’ movie, compared to reality.

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      • stopdropandprole@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        TIL “bowdlerize” englishgrammar.org/bowdlerize-means-sanitize-book…

        what a prude, that Thomas Bowdler. Shakespeare was too spicy for him!

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  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In my restaurant, I make all my female employees withstand uncomfortable sexual advances from me. I have lawsuits out the ass!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like you should go to jail.

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      • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, I’m allowed to do this, write funny comments on the internet, because I am the police, retard

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• Hirom@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “If you need extra hire, a friend is looking for a job, I could get you in touch”

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• lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually used this once, and it wasn’t a lie or stretching the truth

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good call, never lie to your boss. Crack open a cold one as soon as the first text comes in

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      After. Just been drinking after.

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “My grandma died…”

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “My grandma’s been drinking, gotta keep an eye on her.”

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    • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m my grandma’s tripsitter tonight.

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