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• yopyop@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Luigi Mangione. I don’t know why he’s there, this guy did nothing ¯\(ツ)/¯.

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  • manualoverride@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then some cops showed up, and he yelled “THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!”

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      • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        GENTLEMAN!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah and what sin did the submarine commit?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That submarine is a Goddamned saint!

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• Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04

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• manualoverride@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple

      What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…

      continues sucking nipple

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      • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s not my nipple.
        Carry on,

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alleged ‘denier of not having bullets in his chest’ actually

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those are orcas

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