Comment on I agree with don

Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here

  Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too

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• forkDestroyer@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.

  I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.

  Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.

  Please disregard the above message.

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, but if you forget and don’t tuck, pee goes in your jeans.

    Solidarity, fellow acorn bro.

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• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is me not feeling sorry for you in the least

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Fair enough

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boo hoo

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• adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.

    So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.

    What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.

    I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.

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    • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What is the advantage of having them this full? Avoiding streaks?

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    • solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If this is a toilet that belongs to you, you can adjust the water level in the bowl by changing the valve in the tank so the bowl fills slower and is more shallow when the tank is filled…

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  • Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah check, good point :-)

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    • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just pull above the seat …

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• aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Humble brag?

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is your name Biggus by any chance?

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