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CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, it’s genetically the offspring of the plant, and contains at least one non-reproductive cell. Pollen produces the male gametes, so the seeds created from it produce the 3rd generation of plant, genetically speaking. (1st gen is pollen producer, 2nd gen is pollen, 3rd gen is seed.) It’s basically an ultra-minimal gametophyte stage.

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  • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So it’s tree…pre…cum? Wait, no, the tree is throwing his balls into the air, but he also grows more balls…?

    Why did I even start typing today?

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, the pollen does grow an enormous (relatively) schlong to deliver its sperm into the stamen…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      keep typing i’m almost there

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    • Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Trees are just inverted root systems

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, but why does it sometimes smell like mammal cum?

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  • 7eter@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know why - but the relevant tree is called (Götterbaum in German) or Tree of Heaven - beautiful

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    • Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fucking hate trees of heaven, they should be called Trees from Hell. Invasive little shits grow everywhere

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    • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a different tree, we have (because we plant it) the Callery pear which smells like sperm and a bloody nose combined, they chose it because of the root size and height and I guess they also couldn’t smell.

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some trees are pollinated by beetles, flies, or other insects that might normally be attracted to rotting flesh. As a result, they often emit a more meaty odor. Why cum specifically I can’t say but I think cum has certain organic molecules in common with dead things.

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    • MJKee9@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I almost did a joke re: dead things and sex, which was meant to be self depreciating… But it kept sounding like i was stanning necrophilia. So here we are.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doesn’t cum just smell like bleach or avocado? Nothing in particular?

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It definitely smells like salty bodily fluids.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My nose is not so good for that, so feel free to cum anywhere, I won’t fogure it out.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The bleachiness is in the nose, and it’s flourine, which smells very like, but distinct to chlorine, which is in most bleaches.

        You detect saltiness with your tongue, not your nose.

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    • T156@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never had an avocado that smelt like bleach.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Posted: 16 Years Ago

    The mark of a legend.

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• ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought this for the longest time until I fell down a rabbit hole a while back. Pollen is literally the tree’s offspring in the form of microscopic plants. When the flowers of a tree are fertilized, the pollen literally grow into the actual reproductive parts of the plant to begin the fertilization process.

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