Comment on Explosive Diarrhea Is Surging Across The US Right Now : ScienceAlert

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
  
  
  
  Obviously

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Build up his tolerance so that he can poison us all

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.

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• rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Better load up on more horse paste…

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait but this exact disease is literally what ivermectin treats successfully lol

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well now I don’t want it! >:(

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    • rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, in horses

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        And in humans, it’s one of the most essential medications in developing nations

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• thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This was the worms plan all along…

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• peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Swim in it!

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