Comment on he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Got a problem with sluts, buddy?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want to talk to you about sluts

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about em? I got em all

      Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.

      The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.

      (Salamanderwizard’s slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)

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      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I know this lady from comedy bang bang, she likes dudes with big big trucks and tiny tiny dicks

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        hey what’s your policy on tradeins, i got this lot lizard here what got run over by 15 wheels of an 18 wheeler

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hi, I’m calling about your slut warranty…

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      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?

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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, talk to ME about sluts

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      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I heard of sluts from podcasts?

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    • apex32@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bobby Hill is a little worried about being a slut.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah we be sluts. Don’t throw that shit at me and then call me “buddy”

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I too appreciate the Oglaf comics, since forever, whatever the fuck you are talking about

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      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lost me on that one. Oglaf is a good comic haven’t read it in a few years. Still going?

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• SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is super mild horny posting, TBH

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … even if it was a bit…

  It would still be a good bit.

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s an entire subreddit dedicated to this type of posting. “Stupid Sluts Club”

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• velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if the sluttiness is real and the silliness is fake?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I guess it’s weird if the smuttiness is fake, because that’s AI. It isn’t horny or angry.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So is this the same woman I’ve blocked twice now for awkward horny posts? Is she getting banned, or what? I don’t understand why the same person keeps coming back into my timeline even after multiple block attempts.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tell me about it dude. Clearly same person, accounts all use “violet” or similar names, clearly creating repeated accounts to get around people blocking them or getting banned. So annoying. It feels like being specificaplly targetted when someone comes back right after you block them like this

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  • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m convinced it’s a fat neckbeard larping as a horny woman.

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    • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then they’ve done a great job getting the attention of other fat neckbeards.

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      • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They know exactly what they like lol.

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  • lemonhead2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I looked at her history. she was bullied off and deleted her account. then decided to give it another shot.

    honestly several people delete their accounts and start over every so often. no karma. so better to keep ur history clean

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interesting. Every time I saw anyone complaining about her constantly posting sexual stuff, several people would come to her defense. Guess I have to keep blocking her.

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      • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People only come to her defense when she’s being horny. When she dares to speak of her experience as a woman, they all turn on her.

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  • T4V0@lemmy.pt ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Differents accounts my dude, the OP wants to use Lemmy without a fixed account, apparently.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who are you to gatekeep other people’s kinks?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would like to know what the fuck you are on about

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