Comment on Rough date

• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast.

  Bunch of fucking virgins in here.

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It wasn’t until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don’t see drinking as a competitive activity.

    Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that’s usually a question of when, not if.

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if you had also taken five shots?

  The plot thickens.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hippocrates

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nerd!

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    🤓 !

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