Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.

  Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.

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  • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

      I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wait, that’s not normal?

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You could do it? Prove it. I dare you.

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m practicing

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perhaps their genome allows them to do so without any harm. OP needs to try and see.

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I plan on it

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    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, Dragonborn.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, hello rabbit hole!

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