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• hanke@feddit.nu ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re supposed to defend the ball by using your athleticism to fend off your opponents, not by using medieval battlefield tactics to force a siege.

  Games evolve over time. Get with it or get behind.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, this is coming, whether you like it or not. Anyone opposed is just regressive and afraid of trying new things and learn new tools. Probably shitty player anyway and scared they won’t be able win matches anymore with their mediocre skills in this new world of siege-powered footie.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Siege powered chestie

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You need to think bigger if you want to keep up. Put Siege™®© into EVERYTHING!

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  • Brummbaer@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better idea yet, just carry the ball in your hand, much easier and can be done by one person…

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    • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Streamlining the game, I lile it!

      Could mean great savings for team owners. Now they only have to pay one player.

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      • Brummbaer@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We should also give both players cars, more efficient than running.

        I’ll call that Auto Polo

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_polo

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But they don’t allow siege cannons and mortars in stadiums :(

    Those damn woke are taking our guns away, it is not even modern football without artillery.

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    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yet*

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Detroit add lions to their defense. Denver rushes while mounted. Chicago doubles down on drafting large, hirsute men for their team.

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    • tpyo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had to look up that word:

      hirsute /hûr′soo͞t″, hîr′-, hər-soo͞t′/ adjective

      Covered with hair; hairy. Covered with stiff or coarse hairs. Rough with hair; set with bristles; shaggy.

      Cool!

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dallas: YEEHAW!!

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bring back the Oilers!

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  • joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone’s gonna do this and make the game evolve by making them add a new rule.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you have exactly 10 seconds to leave the field at the nearest point of exit (the sidelines)

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• LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Surround the players with your own and starve them out.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The future is now, old man.

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