For your cats is an absolute purpose and the reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.
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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.
Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 1 hour ago
Seleni@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.
snoons@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol
Agent641@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
FUCK I need to water my plants.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Go ahead and water yourself while you’re at it
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just fillitg the tank once a month. Great success!
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I’ll have to try that
k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.
Your plants, probably.
FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
FUCK, I should really set an alarm
snoons@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
So say, we all.
greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 14 hours ago
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 43 minutes ago
Your cats will eat you when you die