Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol
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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FUCK I need to water my plants.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Go ahead and water yourself while you’re at it
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just fillitg the tank once a month. Great success!
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ll have to try that
FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
FUCK, I should really set an alarm
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.
Your plants, probably.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So say, we all.
greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 2 months ago
Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
For your cats is an absolute purpose and the reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Your cats will eat you when you die
poopsmith@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
We all express love in different ways.
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Just get a cat door
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And? Your dad will bury and/or incinerate you. At least the cats get some use out of you.
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.