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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

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  • nilaus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fact that you switched the mother and father makes me unreasonably irrate😆

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like God when a sperm is wasted

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, he becomes quite irate, not irrate.

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s been over 20 years since I’ve seen that movie…

      My goal was to anger and insult you, and it appears to have worked!

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    • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They also changed the tense from past to parent…

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I fart in your general direction!

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now listen here, my good man…

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  • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I fart in your général direction!

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re going to be even more angry to learn that your apartment neighbor is using the shared building power to run an industrial aluminum smelter on his balcony as his side hustle.

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  • rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i need to see that bosnian ape society video

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why my bitcoin farm keeps tripping the breakers. That bastard!

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