Comment on Anon mishears a coworker

ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Uh… You’re fat?

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.

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  • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Squat on the inkpad, perp.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is how I unlock my phone.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.

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• Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Map of Panama showing the country is largely west to east and the canal is roughly north to south.

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• boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think its interesting how north Europe is compared to North America. Stockholm, Sweden is on the same level as Alaska. The Canadian/US border is roughly level with Paris.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Canadians call Detroit “The Barbarians to the North”

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Earth is the largest planet in the world

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Big, if true

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reno, Nevada, is farther west than Los Angeles, California

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you start in Detroit

  Looks like the east side of Detroit doesn’t hit Canada to the south. Just from eyeballing it I think you’d hit Cuba first.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Certain parts of Detroit, the west end is north of merkkka.

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