Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart

UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i think this is more of a

  i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more

  situation

  bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem

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  • BurgerBaron@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Marker butt? Bidet will absolutely fix that if you turn the water pressure up to just below accidental enema.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      nono, not that. a full incoming (outcoming?) load that delayed its arrival until you were already clean

      and when i have access to bidets i never really use it like a jet poop blaster, i just clean my butt with my hand and then yk, wash my hands. i feel like aiming water in attack mode at a thing i can’t see would end up in me being soaked sooner rather than later

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *shituation

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah but you don’t have to awkwardly hold your hand out to the side while you wait for your butt to squeeze out the next one.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you can also just rest your hand on your lap, you don’t need it to be locked on target the whole time lol

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But what if it’s got a bit of poo accidentally on it?

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• Switorik@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Most people in the states are afraid of them. Maybe they feel demasculated or are brain washed by big TP. I don’t know. It took me about 30 years to buy one and i must say it is life changing.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this a regional thing? Most people I know in the USA are either enthusiastic about the product or at least intrigued by the concept.

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    • Switorik@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not sure who you’re talking to. I live in a city and tell others they should try a bidet and I’m met with ew, no nearly everytime. I have a few friends who adopted it and love it like I did.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The one we have is so powerful on the top setting, it will actually shoot water up your butt, which also can trigger a round 2 situation

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Free enema

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Will it wasn’t free.

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      • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My face when I checked the plumber’s bill.

        Image

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    is that the one that’s the $35 cold water enema hooked up to the main?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Round 2

    FIGHT!

    🍑 💦

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Actually, our plumber was going to install one in our new bathroom. And then he just didn’t. :/

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  if you are in the united states they make this thing called a washlet. it’s basically what they call a bidet here. it’s a combined toilet seat and bidet, so you don’t have to do the waddle of shame to a different fixture. fancy ones have warm water, blow driers, heated seats, cameras, play songs when you sit down or stand up, like the works. toto is the top brand.

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  • RumAndCreole@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I can do without the camera

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’s fine, the infrared and laser sensors will capture your unique anal signature and track your leavings just fine

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  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, that’s what I have, just a seat attachment not a separate fixture! Like $60 CAD and I installed it in an hour or so.

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How do you heat the water when the outlets are in the opposite wall :(

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  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We use a cold water one. You barely notice. It’s a bit refreshing.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have a fancy one that heats the seat, and the water, and the air. The settings I use, it’s supposed to heat just the water, and just slightly, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a placebo. The seat gets so hot on medium that it feels like my nuts are being cooked, so off with that bullshit. Fan heating off too, unnecessary.

      It’s kinda like being eaten out. It’s odd the first couple of times but it’s not bad, you get used to it.

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But… Butthole icicles :(

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        in california in summer, cold water is nice. in minnesota in winter, yeah i was going to stab anyone that came between me and johnny (yes i named my bidet johnny)

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.

  Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I get why it's better in so many ways. But for the topic of this particular post, it could have made things worse. As in a return trip soon after once you get moving. Whereas physically disturbing things sometimes encourages completion.

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.

  I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.

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