Comment on Anon has a very specific goal

SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    two chicks

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believe you have my stapler

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• AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not all chicks dig a dude with money.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]

    Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

    Peter Gibbons: Good point

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  • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.

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    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most of the people in the world are poor and most of them get laid FYI

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  • Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.

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    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.

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  • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.

    I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.

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  • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most chicks (and dudes) would prefer someone with money compared to one of equal attractiveness and broke. It’s part of the whole package.

    There’s something like enough money, where having more doesn’t increase your freedom or happiness that much anymore. At some point you’re just getting the custom gold plated luxury version of a thing. A Cartier watch tells the time same as a Citizen.

    For physical attraction it’s similar. There’s a level of beautiful enough, after which other factor might matter more. An 8/10 with great sex life is better than a 10/10 prude starfish.

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come 'ere, I’ve got words!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.

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