Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 months ago
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
phx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
“Now is the time to act”
"Business will go your way
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 4 months ago
I was not red-y for that this morning
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 months ago
You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.
LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
YES THIS 🤣🤣