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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your lucky numbers are #ff0000

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  • CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was not red-y for that this morning

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.

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  • LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    YES THIS 🤣🤣

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…

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  • phx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.

    do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war

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• dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Now is the time to act”

  "Business will go your way

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