I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94
Surp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
Aeao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I don’t drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I’m on route from the kitchen to my office.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The proper terminology is “crotchal area.”
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it’s a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Hmm, thanks but those patterns are a bit too subtle for me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s got nothing to do with piss. all the famous rap stars are wearing them
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Trust me, I give.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you gotta give
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Milk the gooch
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
At work?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
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