Comment on do I accept?

Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.

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  • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.

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  • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

    God dammit.

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  • Angrydeuce@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus fucking Christ

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?

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• oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Perform what though?

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”

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  • endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Under Pressure, clearly

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      💀

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  • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    King Lear.

    It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.

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