Comment on do I accept?

Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

    God dammit.

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  • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus fucking Christ

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?

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  • Angrydeuce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.

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• oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perform what though?

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  • endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Under Pressure, clearly

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      💀

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pressure

      Pushing down on me

      Pressing down on you

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    • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist

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  • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    King Lear.

    It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”

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