I’m so tired of this mainstream propaganda.
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daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
I do believe gorilla piss exista.
I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).
ameancow@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Not with that attitude.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
No, no, no, no. You obviously have to sacrifice a goat by dropping it into a volcano and make sure to drink the piss while the goat is still falling.
Digit@lemmy.wtf 8 hours ago
Where would we find the citation you say is needed, for what you do not believe?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.
kautau@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we’re all made of starlight and that’s just how it works
MNByChoice@midwest.social 12 hours ago
This is why nudist colonies are so vibrant. Easy as.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
Dicks out for Harambe. 😔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
i think i’m gonna need a demonstration kautau
wewbull@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0