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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s not many animals that haven’t been domesticated because they’re cunts. And zebras are one.

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cats on the other hand are domesticated despite being cunts and we absolutely adore them.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We didn’t domesticate cats. They domesticated us.

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They kept rats out of our food storage and we viewed it as adequate enough to not kick them out.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, no. As the scientist of the Smithsonian put it,
      “scientists think the house cat is only domestic when it wants to be”

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    • limer@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We only adore cats because of the parasites controlling our minds.

      There is a distinct correlation between cats taking over homes and the spread of that thing

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      • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve been tested - don’t have it, and I love cats. Part of the cat magic is they’re not really cunts and many people can see it. Also, the parasite doesn’t need you to love cats, it just needs you to not run away from them and to go get eaten by them. If you have a paper showing the correlation, I’d be really interested though - I have a soft spot for this topic, because I got close to a research group focused on it at the uni.

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    • GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Humans can have unconditional love for cats, but the opposite is not true

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I bet house cats would never have been a thing if they didn’t house-train instinctually.

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      • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They are extremely useful and adorable. I think it’s the violence that makes them so magical, like they are extremely cute cold blooded killing machines.

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