Comment on Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Khanzarate@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

  Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won’t hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you’re ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

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  • LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Judging by the ingredients list I think you’d be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

    1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

    This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1 gram per liters

    226.8g (8oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~1.08935g/L

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      .5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

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      • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink

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  • Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be careful to make sure that it doesn’t spoil faster in water. And that it doesn’t settle

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though

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      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Probably comes from a dirty ass factory that isn’t licensed to make food for human consumption

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    • iks@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml

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