I’ve heard stuffing your pockets with coins and walking into the sea is a thing. The sea’s not going anywhere and with the way things are going it’s likely gonna get a little bigger.
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Hond@piefed.social 1 day ago
My retirement plan was to go into the woods to die before i come too much of a burden for the rest around me. But then somebody reminded me that forests probably wont be a thing anymore until then. So even my slightly sarcastic but very dystopian plan for retirement wont work out.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
tomiant@piefed.social 1 day ago
Coins? In this economy?!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Dirt-cheap, uh, dirt for the suicide on a budget then.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 day ago
The plan was to do some geratric version of Luigi if things get bad. Nothing much to lose by then.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sell tickets for people to watch you, an untrained amateur, fire yourself from a cannon. Go for a distance record and don’t set anything to stop your fall.
Similar outcome, provides entertainment (not useless), you can have all the proceeds go into a trust that buys a house in a rich neighborhood, and then make it a safe haven for unhoused people.
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
This is my plan too, but I don’t have anyone around me to become a burden to.
So, I’m just gonna go die alone in the woods, for no other reason then I wanna die in the woods. Woods are pretty.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 day ago
In Germany we have organic waste bins. I think I’ll just climb in one of them and close the lid
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sounds like some liberal commie alarmist woke propaganda to me. Here in God’s country, we put our organic waste directly into the coal plants 🇺🇸🦅
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I believe you mean dump into drinking watersheds
SilentObserver@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
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lividweasel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That sounds suspiciously like recycling, you grass-smoking hippie…