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• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formatted for cats, but the tube days 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like fuck I’ll eat anything that’s 2% maple am I a cat

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Interesting they went with a sweet flavour; I always figured since cats are obligate carnivores that sweet things wouldn’t be very attractive to them.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My cats will drink flat soda or energy drinks if you leave them out. Animals are weird.

      I once had a friend in school who had a rabbit. He took the vegetables off his burger and threw it in the cage with a couple strips of bacon. The rabbit sat on the tomato, devoured the bacon and then nibbled the lettuce a little bit. I still wonder to this day how a rabbit even digests bacon, let alone get an appetite for it.

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      • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That rabbit was very lucky to have had such a strong stomach, rabbits uin general are unable to digest foods high in protein and gastric upset in rabbits can be very fatal. Its one of the scariest things as a rabbit owner.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had the same thought but he gets so very excited when we pull out the tube.

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      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re not supposed to put the whole tube in

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so

  Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmm dino cum

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I read that discworld doesn’t he explode and keep on going

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• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil

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  • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And go a tbsp every hour or so. I’ve seen so many videos of people drinking shots or larger of that stuff and stating they inhabited the bathroom all night.

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  • DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you want jelly, just get some Jello or a jar of jelly. Seriously!

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• faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    burritos aren’t real man. they’re a conspiracy by the government to… okay this one doesn’t fit i’m changing it back hold on.

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