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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Drink more water. I noticed it’s less severe if your piss is more hydrated and you also wipe your penis when going to take a leak.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wipe?! Great heavens!

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    • BlackVenom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Keep a bit of 80 grit in your pocket for this.

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        As is tradition

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Takes a second and one piece. I usually only do it at home since I sit down. If I am out I usually use the urinals and of course you don’t wipe there.

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        since I sit down

        A man of culture and grace.

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      • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        that is what the sink is for…

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I drink a ton of water and only water. I also wipe because I sit down when I pee. (There’s nothin that crazy bout me, I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz, why’s everybody starin at me?)

    So I mean, already do that, but I’m also very smell-sensitive in general.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How would you know the difference? Did you get circumcised as an adult or something?

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some people both own and operate dicks

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, like my wife.

      (I feel bad about this joke. I’m not trying to engage in misogyny. If you enjoyed the stupidity I had to offer, I’m glad and thank you for doing so.)

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• drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Maybe you need a doctor?

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