Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists

acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Vaseline

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  • PaintedSnail@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get fancy and use Vicks

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yellow Mustard.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Habanero juice mixed with vicks.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A gallon of beans

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s coffee.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Would you like some nut juice with your bean soup? (Adding almond milk to coffee.)

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      • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup!

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i prefer oat thank you

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Butter

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• Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tiger balm.

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• ODuffer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just tell them the joke was weak, and move on with your life.

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Grapefruit poultice

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