Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Put that shit on my front door.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
My back door can handle all your packages.
einlander@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just let me deliver my load.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would you keep the bed bath & beyond. com website to display on your front door too?
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Same. Idk why i’m this way, but i’m so introverted that i can can avoid social interactions for months. The fact that it gets more prominent and prolonged with time kinda troubles me tbh.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But maybe add some text underneath: “Dogs are okay though”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Darn, you got there first. Maybe I’ll go make a sign that says: No primates, sauropsids, or invertebrates.
LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Hey some bugs are cool, I wouldn’t exclude them
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yeah, anything that kills yellowjackets and other (anti-)social wasps is welcome here!
Within reason, of course. I have a strict maximum occupancy and no swarming policy.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Exceptions will be made for contained individuals of limited orders of the insect class on a case-by-case basis, including but not limited to:
-Lepidoptera (They’re pretty)
-Odonata (Just generally cool and eat pests)
-Orthoptera (They hop funny)
-Phasmida (They’re like ninjas)
-Hemiptera (True bugs)
-Coleoptera (Ladybugs and other beetles)
Guests agree to hold proprietor blameless and wave the right to sue in the event an individual escapes containment and/or proprietor finds an individual on their person and has to kill it with fire.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wrong kind of short haired quadroped for me :/