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• FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are llamas’ eyes not side-facing? That’s what it looks like in photos to me

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  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They need them to spit.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out, there are llamas!

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      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This joke only works in Spanish.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    pretty sure they face forwards. That’s what Minecraft ones look like, anyway, and a quick search of real ones look like they have forward-facing eyes

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    • lazyViking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Source: Minecraft block model is a legendary reply

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Only when its also correct

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They’re sideways facing eyes, but a bit diagonal. Definitely not forward facing though. They’re just a bit bulgy.

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      • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        So like halfway. I’m half right then. Half of a yes!

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Panda

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• squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pandas as well. Non-predator but clearly front facing eyes.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pandas are descendants of omnivores with a predator streak, them rat fucking their diet to near koala levels of bad doesn’t really factor in yet.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or they need it that way to learn kung-fu

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, but Pandas aren’t herbivores, they’re vegetarians. They’re too slow and clumsy to actually hunt prey, so the only thing they can catch is bamboo (which is the fastest growing plant, so I guess that’s something…sort of…). Anyway, the point is, Pandas as a species are from a family of predators, and they would absolutely eat meat if you gave it to them.

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  • notsure@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ...i am withholding all judgments on pandas until my full research has been completed...i heard something on the internet...

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  • Auli@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But Pandas are bears and haven’t changed much. They eat plants and their guts have not even evolved to do so yet. They are a wonder.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this because pandas used to be carnivorous? (they have sharp canine teeth despite pretty much only eating bamboo)

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• imgcat@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  and humans.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Humans are predatory animals.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      By far. We didn’t get to be #1 by fucking around, and we didn’t get to be #1 without all that dominating evolution lingering around. We’re so good at it, we’re predators to ourselves because there’s no prey left to dominate. Every other species dies farmed or as a hobby.

      But I can say, that if I were die be prey to something, I’d rather it be to a human. Everything else starts eating you before you’re even dead lol.

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    • imgcat@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LOL no.

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